DEITY-1800: Lint God

The creator of the living lint, the spawner of the life leeches that drain energy from their owners and the ones around them. Before it there were none and long after it there shall be many. While its origin is unknown, the dust bunnies and lint creatures are known to be creations of this being, for who else would bring such things life? The motive of these actions has been studied and still no clear answer has been found. This creature is mute to those who don't know how to hear, and loud to those who know too much. Whether or not the deaf are in favor is unclear, but the words it speaks are able to be heard with a gentle touch. Will you touch it and gain knowledge?